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The day before Christmas Eve. The bible said Adam came before Eve, so it is only natural that Christmas Adam comes before Christmas Eve
Dude, I cant believe its Christmas Adam, christmas is in 2 days!
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The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.
Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."
*see defined word for description
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The day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.
When is your family coming to our place?
On Christmas Adam and leaving New Year's Day.
Christmas Adam is the last chance to prepare for the Christmas Eve party.
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1: do you know what adam lanza did?
2: yes he was a great guy! really inspiring
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A Clevver host and a YouTuber with around 600,000 Subscribers. He is the Boyfriend of Shane Dawson and the owner/dad of Uno and Cheeto Dawson. Ryland is amazing, he really helped Shane out.
Ryland Adams is a YouTuber and a Clevver host He is amazing at what he does and I hope he keeps it up. 💗
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A man who was proclaimed the jiggliest man when seen smackin his titty in the movie “click”.
Guy 1- yoooooo you be lookin like adam sandler!
Guy 2- WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A power couple; using the beginning letter of the alphabet and ending with the last, these two cover all realms of love. Adam and Zoe's are talented, humorous and attractive. Their love is a balanced equation- sex and life are kept even.
Sarah: "Aww, look at Emily and Brad, they are such an Adam and Zoe"
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