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An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.
-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!
A term used when understanding the idea of going out and purposely looking to have anal sex. Can be with any gender. Usual
Hey man look, all I'm trying to do is go bowling for anus, ya know, hump some butthole.
Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying
Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!
A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.
Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.
Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
I got a serious case of the dabbits from that anus beast pounder!
Any person that's acting like a shit-head. Comparing someone to a turd.
"Hey dude, knock off the shitty attitude. You're acting like a real anus raisin"
when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.