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Anus Invader

Rabbits who like to invade anuses.

Like the rustle of lapping waves, the sound captured Subaru’s eardrums.
Little hops. Small, tiny bodies. The chain of overlapping chirps expanded to enormity, and even if his vision were still present, he had no desire to count them.
And, in a moment, he was sincerely glad that the only thing left to him was his ears.

Simultaneously feeling the bites of feeding teeth over all of his body, now, through the tactile and unmistakable pain, Subaru understood that he was being devoured by threats numbering in the hundreds.
He shrieked. And a surge pushed him onto his back as his throat trembled. Immediately, furry creatures dived into his opened mouth. His tongue was torn to shreds, sharp teeth flashed across the depths of his throat, ravaging everything from his esophagus to his stomach.
Inside, they collided with the others that had invaded from his rectum, and, as if descending into a competition, they devoured his organs left and right, turning Natsuki Subaru into minced feed.

It was the unmistakable sensation of being alive while living creatures shredded him from within.
Fear had already left him. There was barely any more pain. He couldn’t understand why he was still conscious.
He was being eaten. He was being eaten. His left eye was gouged out. His ears were no longer there. His organs had already been consumed, and now the skin of his face was being peeled off. A hole opened in his skull, and teeth sank into his exposed, bulging brain――

Anus Invader

by Ecoblaster99 February 28, 2021


Anchovy Anus

When a girl wipes from front to back.

This drunken lady wiped her snatch towards her ass and so she got anchovy anus!

by Zeminator November 26, 2016


Anus Nervosa

When you’re scared to poop in a public place or with someone nearby enough to hear you poop. AKA when your booty hole is shut tight in fright.

I spent the night at my girlfriends house and couldn’t poop because of my anus nervosa.

by HarmonicChaos February 08, 2020


Anus gobbler

A word described when getting absolutely annihilated in Call Of Duty

"How am I 0-57? This ANUS GOBBLER is such a queerbate!"

by Redneck Stretch December 14, 2017


Ur-anus

Ur-anus is a planet for the queers, by the queers

Person 1; Booberella just arrived from Ur-anus

Person 2; Alaska is performing in Ur-anus this weekend

by Jae_za November 24, 2021


Ur-Anus

Your Anus (Ur-Anus) But Its A Planet.

Damn! That planet looks like Ur-Anus

by Funny Joke Word Definitions December 11, 2017


anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered

Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did

by Delta54 June 22, 2019