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When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
the main character of Carl Squared.
A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.
Carl Crashman was an amazing character.
An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.
"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"
(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies
girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."
Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.
Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?
When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
Good day. I do fancy myself some tea. My lady would you mind to fancy carl tonight?
The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl