Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

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Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

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car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

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Car Boy

The male equivalent to Horse Girls, their as annoying and wear car t-shirts. But instead of neighing, they say, "Vroom Vroom", the difference between a race car driver and a Car Boy, is that a race car driver can actually drive fast and good while the other just watches videos on YouTube.

Person 1: Yo, Eren is such a Car Boy.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: He always says vroom vroom, wears car t-shirts and watches race car videos on YouTube.
Person 2: Understandable.

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car dancer

a person who create there own pimp choreography and peforms it all while sitting down and driving in the car.

Last night, on the freeway, I was getting so into the music you would almost think i was a pro car dancer.

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car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.

We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.

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Car Crush

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want

1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."

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