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sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.
-Disruptive-
Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.
When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.
*After pretending to have read something*
Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!
Playing twister while fucking
Hey girl, I just got a new twister set for my birfday. Wanna come twister and chill later?
Masculine variant of Douche Chills.
Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.
Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.
Masculine variant of Douche Chill.
Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.
Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.
To impress a Kayla} at work. Bring Dairy Queen in a picnic basket with the intent to get her away from her desk for ten minutes, but generally both parties go back to work and eat separately at their desks.
Sorry you couldn't leave for lunch. Here is a burger, fries and a sundae. Let's grill & chill.
To be fat and chill all day at home
Im just going to fat chilling all day tomorrow