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A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.
Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
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meaning have a good time and fuck school, something you might say after making a mistake. live, love, laugh.
oops, oh well...lolage not college
A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.
Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.
Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college
Full of lads who want to be drug dealers and nitty girls who skive lessons to smoke on the shale.
Dan Wilton touches kids
Groby college is a shithole
Let me tell you straight. If you’re planning to go Bournville beware the goths and nittys. It’s full of pensioners and foreigners and the teenagers are either druggies or slags. The boys all think they are roadmen and the girls are for the streets. The security guards think they are working for the government. In conclusion the college is decent but you are deffo leaving with less brain cells than when you entered
Have you heard of Bournville college?
Yeah it’s full of begs
A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.
Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.
The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.
It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.