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A bagood where you keep your fap supplies
"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"
"I put my lotion in my fap bag"
The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.
Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?
When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.
That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.
When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked
Hey it’s November 16th You have to
Do national facetime fap day
One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
Muscle strength you gain from masturbating
Well after masturbating 36 times in a row I think I gained some Fap Strength