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Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020


National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021


fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard March 9, 2016


emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game

oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping

by Tartagliamoms December 22, 2021


Free Fap February

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.

You Doing No Nut November?

Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.

by RayAkuma December 31, 2020


Jap Fap

An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.

Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity

Hey man I just received the best Jap Fap of my life

by Lolinight101 February 9, 2020


Pant fap

When one faps without the removal of ones underwear

Just dont say pant fap in public

by Master of Disaster 64 June 29, 2019