When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked
Hey it’s November 16th You have to
Do national facetime fap day
When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.
Fail to Nap so Fap
I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail
is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game
oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping
Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
You Doing No Nut November?
Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.
An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.
Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity
Hey man I just received the best Jap Fap of my life
When one faps without the removal of ones underwear
Just dont say pant fap in public