The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night
Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..
Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.
Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.
More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?
Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?
Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina
my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week
A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner
Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve