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Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

by Phoeboop July 16, 2018


Earth

is flat

the Earth is flat

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 23, 2018


Salt of the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

Used to refer to a toxic individual.

Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land

by CyCIA May 09, 2025


Earth contemplation

When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.

Earth contemplation is good for mental health.

by Natural Life April 09, 2021


raph the best human that lived on earth

mine forever bitches

raph the best human that lived on earth is emili's

by emilixoxx April 08, 2018


Earth Trip

when a earthquake hit, and you get traveled from one area to another.

yeah bro that earth trip was crazy, I went from this area to a centimeter away.

by lego_nutella April 29, 2023


The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.

Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth

by GonzoBiggDogg December 09, 2019