A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.
Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously
A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.
Used to refer to a toxic individual.
Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land
When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.
Earth contemplation is good for mental health.
raph the best human that lived on earth is emili's
when a earthquake hit, and you get traveled from one area to another.
yeah bro that earth trip was crazy, I went from this area to a centimeter away.
The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
Hey do you remember my ex?
Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth