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When you don't know the answer to a question so you tell your bro to search google for it
Guy1: how long does a bee live?
Guy2: IDK google that shit
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An official title that is appointed to one, after repetitive use of Google is utilised in order to function in everyday life. What sets aside a regular run-off-the-mill Google-addict and an ''Inspector'', is the investigative qualities of this individual, particularly in relation to detecting private details of another's life via this platform. The behaviour can be observed:
i. during daily conversation; in order to make dialect flow the constant referral to Google must be performed. This is usually accessed via a smart phone on hand. It not only defines unknown words but also adds complimentary audio and/or visual effect to the conversation.
ii. when avoiding the time-consuming enquiry of a book or another person to seek meaning; ain't no 'body got time fo' dat
iii. when embarrassed during conversation because one does not know the meaning of a word or term, Google is seen to relieve this by quick, on-the-go referral. E.g. pretending to view an sms.
iv. most importantly, when the User MUST make an enquiry into another's life for a range of purposes. This can include, but not limited to; dodgy colleagues, boy/girlfriends or in-laws or anyone dodgy for that matter. Stalking purposes. To discover photos of the person that may appear in Google Images, particularly bad photos. To gain clarity on this person's achievements, hobbies/interests, work history and anything else you can dish up really.
Bob: "hey Betty-Sue, have you seen how shady the new guy looks whose workin' the register now?"
Betty-Sue: "Sure have Bob, but what can we do?!"
Bob: "There's only one thing we can do, we've been left with no options here. I'm gonna motherflippin' Google the crap outta that, till I get to the bottom of this"
Betty-Sue: "Oh Bob, can I call you Inspector Google? You're so spunky"
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Incapable of googling due to ISP related offlinity, you write down every word and phrase that you are unsure of. Strongly associated with students of medicine.
Your soon to be doctor to his childhood friend: "Dude my ISP fucked up again making my google list reach 1000 entries"
Childhood friend: "I guess I have to add stuff to my bucket list then"
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When two individuals are in a relationship with each other but speak different languages and require Google translator to communicate.
That girl Symone doesn't speak spanish. Her and Clemente are in a Google Translationship for sure.
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To offer to settle a bet or arguement by using the Google.com search engine.
Think you're right? I Google challenge you!
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The act of Googling something to prove a point and, upon realizing that one is wrong, searching through page after page of results to find the one (usually erroneous) result that proves one's point.
You are just Google Mining that! There is no way that the role of Frodo was originally offered to Jonathan Taylor Thomas!
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To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.
Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"
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