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"Your mom was great."
"WHAT!? SHE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME POUTINE!"
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A Competition, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an eighth of an ounce of marijuana, then two large pizzas, and then finish a 100 piece puzzle.
Penalties, usually time, are imposed for spilling beer or vomiting.
Variations on the rules exist:
The beer can be a 36 pack instead of a 30.
The amount of marijuana is sometimes reduced to 2 grams.
The puzzle is sometimes more pieces, depending on how long the participants want the competition to last.
Also, some competitions change the order of events to account for the Beer before bong rule (that's just wrong).
Another variation exists wherein the teams begin in the morning, can drink, smoke, and eat simultaneously, and then once everything has been consumed, may move on to a 1,000 piece puzzle. The teams have until midnight (or in some cases, sunrise of the next day) to complete the challenge. In this variation, the challenge is more geared toward "getting it done" than racing and can be performed by a single team of four if desired.
"Hey man, do you want to take the Great American Challenge?"
"The dildo?"
"No, the other one."
"Fuck yeah!"
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A Japanese product, available as an anime, manga, or drama, following the exploits of Eichi Onizuka. "GTO," as it is more commonly known, promotes drugs, sex, and the rights of teachers to beat up students. A true gem of society.
Have you seen that GTO? That's some great shit.
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What Donald Trump will name his "great wall" between the U.S. and Mexico, which will have a "big, very beautiful door because we want the legals to come back into the country."
The only way to make American great again is to build a great wall of trump and deport illegal immigrants who do the majority of American labor... donaldtrump
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One of the many clean Spongbob cuss words, equivalent to "Holy Shit!!"
Great barrier reef, what did you do to my dollar?!?!?
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A campaign motto of candidate Scott Pigeon.
All your votes are belong to Scott Pigeon, for great justice.
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The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.
I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.
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