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a group of words, that has a subject and verb
I ate breakfast, in the morning. <--- clause
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A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
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The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
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1. Tha pimp version of santa clause. Pimpa-clause getz down with his "ho ho ho's".
Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"
Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!
He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!
Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"
So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"
2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!
"Ho ho ho" I'm pimpa-clause!
This is "WHORE-ible!"
Have a merry PimpmASS.
Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!
FUCK frosty da pervert!
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An unofficial rule that if your man is in jail or prison, you are allowed to have sex with other men. The man is usually not informed about this. The man the woman cheats with is called a sport coat, or sometimes Jody
guy:Hey girl, we can't do this! You're my cousins girl
Girl: prison clause!
Guy: well, okay then!
Invoked by Otto's wife on SOA so she could have sex with Bobby- Elvis
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This is a time when a guy who has more money than you starts to eye your girlfriend and starts to shower her with gifts that you can’t afford to get her, if your girlfriend is materialistic just know that once this guy starts giving her attention and gifts her release clause has been activated only in this case you don’t get anything unlike football where the club that is selling the player make something off the deal.
Naso one g guy go activate Tinu release clause.