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The act of willfully and meaningfully lowering ones bandwidth with the sole act of procuring large amounts of pornography in an attempt to waste the networking, life-defining piece of technology which has so many other purposes.
I watched Jenna Jameson so much it gave me Internet AIDs
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A person that spends a considerable amout of time on the internet. Mostly for socializing purposes. Like a Mall Rat.
A Internet Jigy wants/takes a moderator position way too seriously on a blog/forum
A Internet Jigy brags about his/hers countless hours on a computer.
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feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.
(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."
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Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.
"Dude, I should of known, my friend told me to go to happypuppies.com and now I have Internet PTSD"
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A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."
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Those who prowl the deep darkness of cyberspace hoping to establish themselves as egotistical dumbshits, because their real lives are shit, some are cooks, some are college students, and all are fucktards.
Internet Fucktards: PRIMAL, PX.
See www.clanprimal.com or www.clanpx.org
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When one consumes alcoholic beverages while talking with friends on AOL Instant Messenger. Typically, only one person is involved in an internet party, although multiple intoxicated parties are not unheard of.
"djyude, i coudna't findc a party tso gho to so i"M havign abns ibetnet paarty!"
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