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When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.
Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.
Abbreviated as RKA. A young girl who is quite the looker but may not be of legal age...yet.
Me: See that chick over there giving me the eyes? She's a R. Kelly All Star. In a couple of years, she's gonna be serious.
Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile
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When u be fucking a girl, n she tryna front, n u get mad, then u fucking piss all over her fucking face
Foad R Kelly dat hoe yesterday while he was fucking her n she dint wanna give head
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- someone who is deeply inspired by him. someone who has loved him ever since the beginning, who occasionally cries just because of how beautiful he sings; someone who doesnt see anyone else like him
Person 1 : Who are you listening to?
Person 2 : Aaron Kelly *tear*
Person 1 : aw dont cry! Whats Wrong?
Person 2 : .......his voice is just so amazing :')
Person 1 : Wow you definetly look like a True Aaron Kelly Fan
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The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds
Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything
When a woman pays a stripper to piss or shit on the woman's breast. Aka when R-kelly did to an underage girl.
The man at club requested a special R-kelly lap dance, for 150$!
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