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proof that there is a God and He is male
dude, even the Big Guy watches lesbian porn
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(n) a close but non-sexual relationship between two lesbians, a form of homosocial, homosexual, homosexy intimacy. Coined right now, the term refers to a relationship that imitates straight male culture through the lens of lesbian culture. Tenets of lesbian bromance include chest bumps, beer, and chicks, man.
katrina 'kc danger' casino, alexandra 'x' walters, maggy may 'danger' traschel, lauren 'fucking' ramon, shane 'fucking' l word
"I thought they were dating, but really they're just engaged in a lesbian bromance. No sex, just chicks and beer and baseball all day, bro."
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Music by and for lesbians, however the gay community is also a large audience. It is typified by either alternative or folk music with high-pitched, whiny vocals.
Le Tigre, Indigo Girls, Gravy Train, Melissa Etheridge, Janis Joplin, are all examples of lesbian rock.
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biting your fingernails down to the quick.
i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would pass a lesbian test.
i gave myself a lesbian manicure today in anatomy.
on the bright side, i don't have to worry about maintaining long fingernails...but the all the bitchy girls that sit next to me think i'm gay.
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A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
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The Lexington lesbian is a lesbian who patronizes the dyke bar "The Lexington Club" (aka "The Lex") located in the Mission District, San Franisco, California. This type of lesbian is characterized by being a stuck up dyke hipster, who goes to the Lex with her friends and refuses to talk to other dykes outside her social circle.
Lexington lesbians are hot but they are so stuck up that I just don't even bother with them.
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Trendy Lesbian is a female who, upon joining college/high school/equivalent, becomes friends with other loser feminists who have no time for "ordinary" and/or "normal" people.
The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.
When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.
The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.
Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.
Girl 1: College is a new place full of exciting people. I need to be popular. I'm suddenly a lesbian because it's cool and original, and nobody else will understand me.
Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?
Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.
Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.
Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.
Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.
Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.
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