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Similar to a clown car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE
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The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.
Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: We are having a mexican crockpot.
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a hang-over.
Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.
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A internet connection that is very laggy
I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.
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sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.
In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys
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When one sexual partner ejaculates into a churro. The partner then puts in the other partners vagina or rectum. The partner with the churro in their vagina or rectum then eats the churro.
Did you hear Jose gave his girlfriend a Mexican creampie.
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A sexual position in which the male proceeds to chew at least four pieces of cinnamon gum, then fashions a condom out of said chewed gum. Then immediately applies condom to penis then violently makes love to women (preferably of Mexican background) until she squirts, resembling a fire truck.
Man I gave Rosita that dank Mexican Firetruck last night, and she loved it.
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