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When you shit in a sombrero and later use defecation as nacho dip.
Maybe later me and my friends will have the old Mexican Dumptruck.
Why use cheese when you have the Mexican Dumptruck?
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The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.
Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: We are having a mexican crockpot.
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Similar to a clown car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE
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a hang-over.
Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.
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A internet connection that is very laggy
I can hit this guy he is lagging so bad he must have a Mexican Connection.
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sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.
In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys
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A sexual position in which the male proceeds to chew at least four pieces of cinnamon gum, then fashions a condom out of said chewed gum. Then immediately applies condom to penis then violently makes love to women (preferably of Mexican background) until she squirts, resembling a fire truck.
Man I gave Rosita that dank Mexican Firetruck last night, and she loved it.
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