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A married woman with children who decided to have an affair with no intention of ever leaving her financial security blanket, i.e.. her husband.
The main character in My Lover's Keeper, Jen Gregory, is the queen bee of mommy cheaters.
" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"
White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
used when your calling or telling a girl they got motion meaning they got hoes