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monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.

That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

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monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.

Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.

by Ruby569 January 22, 2011

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Kankle-Monster

See above ^

Rikki Stephens is the Kankle-Monster

by Petardi July 3, 2010


Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.

Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.

by DryMaster December 16, 2010


Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 11, 2018


McNally Monster

A sexy YouTube legend who’s famous for his sexy intro “hey guys it’s mc mc Mc Mc Mc Mc Mcnally monster here”

1:“Have u heard of that of that youtuber Mcnally monster
2:“Yeh i’d give him a shag anyday

by Taj manzoor November 4, 2018


task monster

A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!

by taskmonster November 29, 2011