mud flaps

When a girl has excessive buttocks hanging out of her short shorts. Comparible to the camel toe.

greg: Hey look at that hot chick!

matt: did you look down dude?

greg: na.... awww shit that chick has mad camel toe.. damn and gaint mud flaps

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mud mask

You wait for your partner to roll to one side of their pillow, shit on the other side, and then watch them roll back onto it.

"Dude, Jason is gonna give you a Mud Mask tomorrow morning."

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mud bucket

There are two definitions for Mud Bucket.
1) your anus
and/ or
2) someone with a dirty mouth

1) Man, I really don't want to see my doctor today. I know he's gonna finger my Mud Bucket!
2) Would you shut your damn Mud Bucket already? Not all girls like such profanity!

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mud running

rubbing your bare butt on someone elses pillow, sheet, or blanket to leave poop trails.

Jeff got pissed off at Marcee and went mud running on her bed before dumping her ass.

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Mud Stomping

When one uses both feet to enter a man's anus with intent of pleasure.

See Bicycling

Dude, Mandee was Mud Stomping Jake hardcore last night. He can now birth a watermelon with that stretched anus.

what the fuck...

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mud-jug

typically an old bottle or plastic cup that contains someone's spit from either chewing tobacco or dip. but there needs to be a sufficient amount of mud in a jug in order for it to be classified as a "mud-jug."

Dude! you spilled the fucking mud-jug all over my living room carpet! how am I gonna explain that disgusting brown stain? ughhhh it smells like shit!

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mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

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