Yeet Yourself

To commit suicide, but without any of the drama or emotional baggage behind it.

Person a: I tried to yeet myself?

Person b: Oh for real?

Person 1: I attempted to commit suicide.
Person 2: I’m so happy you didn’t you’re so perfect. The world world be so dark without your vibrant sprit. You’re so important and perfect, promise me you will never try again.

Person 1,a) I had to write “don’t yeet yourself” to approve the submission, urban dictionary doesn’t understand aspects.
Person 1,b) man that really makes me want to yeet myself.

Meat Yeet

Semen

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!

hang a yeet

1: Verb: Make a left

2 Verb: To commence a victory dance, such as dabbing.

Guy1 :which way do we turn?
Guy2: hang a yeet at the light.

ya yeet

Can mean aggressively yes or no depending on how it's connotated.

"Wanna go to a party? Ya yeet! I'm down if you are!"
"Wanna go watch six hours of Glee? Ya yeet I've got a ton of Spanish homework to do."

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yeet and retreat

when you yeet that bitch and then realise that she's pregnant

"Oh shit, I got my bitch pregnant. Looks like I gotta pull the ol' yeet and retreat."

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yeet the child

where your girlfriend gave birth but you a christian boy so you yeet the child

you want me to yeet the child

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Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

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