Text-Ditcher

A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.

John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"

Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."

John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"

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Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.

John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.

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Looka text

A text sent through iMessage that exceeds the 18,996 max character limit, thus causing an arrow to appear which expands the message into a text reader rather than iMessage.

This crazy bitch is blowing up my phone. She won't stop sending me Looka texts. It's like reading a novel.

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Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

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text blank

When you accidentally send a blank text message.

Jon:
Matt: ????
Jon: Oops, I text blanked.

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text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners

teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."

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Texting Orgy

The act of gathering every person you can think of and texting everyone simultaneously.

"Hey Shelly, get everyone you know and let's have a texting orgy!"

"Alright!"

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