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"Janet & Neal" is in regards to to the relationship between Forest Grove's two most esteemed community members. Neal Knight is the former mayor & Janet is a stay at home mom with adult children. Together they are the Crunican-Knights, or respectfully the ✨farm mafia✨.
Janet is a Capricorn. Neal's astrological sign is unknown.
Neal buys things for Janet & has a obsession with cars & has a community reputior of not even owning a bathmat
you so have a Janet & Neal (relationship trope); i can't believe y'all really got married after 3 months; y'all are so cute
A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)
Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!
As my friend who was in one said:
"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden
"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"
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1st... Hug
2nd... Holding Hands
3rd... Kiss On The Cheek
4th... Kiss On The Lips
5th... Open Kiss
6th... Kiss With Tongues
7th... Touching Boobs, Vagina And/Or Penis
8th... 7th But With Clothes Off
9th... Oral Sex
10th... Sexual Intercourse
Dude1: How Far Did You Get With That Girl?
Dude2: Well, On The Relationship 10 Point Scale We Got To 4! :D
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Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.
Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.
A person who plays Ragnarok Online. Is a son of Mosin Nagant, also plays RO. they both lived during the World War II and stole Hitler's Wallet, after the Atomic bomb was dropped over Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945 they both went to Antartica and froze themselves. After many decades of spending time in a frozen ice Mosin Nagant was thawed out by the scientist in 1990 and the scientist taught Mosin everything they know about science, including the Incubus album "S.C.I.E.N.E." after 20 years of research Mosin went back to Antartica and thawed out his son Izzy and thus begin a beautiful life of Ragnarok Online. Now in their teenage years Izzy and Mosin are spending time together in a place where they can PK anyone who wants to hurt them, it is called a state of Aldebaran, Luina. Izzy is a vixen/tree/human with a broken penis and is now having baby foxes with a german girl. Mosin on the other hand is still studying science and is now taking a doctorate degree on alchemy, sources say that he want to stop world poverty by turning lead into gold and creating homunculus to replace prositutes. In 2012 they are planning to go to Philippines and go on a vacation they will eat everything that Mosin ate when he was a little science fair winner when he was a kid.
Gary: -saw a father and son bonding- WOAH look at those two Ichbaal. Those two are sharing popcorn and his dad is giving the little boy a huge elite teddy bear that he just bought from the guy who works the corners
Ichbaal: who those two guys? I've never had a father figure in my life i dont understand them, I hate my name.
Gary: yeah, those two have the Izzy/Mosin Relationship. I want that. You're name is really weird
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Same Sex Relationships are relationships in which the sex is always the same.
Same sex relationships lose all flavor being bland time after time and day after day.
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