Rule 104

Every conversation will eventually turn to a) food and b) cats.

P1: "Why do we end up talking about food and cats every time we have a discussion?"
P2: "Rule 104, mate."

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road rules

20 year olds fighting over who ate the last fig newton....

"who ate the last fig newton? you have dissrepected me, my mother, and my whole family."

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Rule Zero

When you're trying to figure out whether doing something is a good idea or not, there are various rules that come in to play, such as Have Fun, Do No Harm, Have Fun (again), What Happens in Vegas, etc.

Rule Zero, the rule that always comes before all the others, the most important, basic rule of doing anything is: "Don't be on fire."

- I can't get this bbq to light.
- Here, use some petrol.
- I am not breaking Rule Zero to cook a burger.

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- Hey, let's see what happens if I fill my foreskin with lighter fluid and light it.
- I am invoking Rule... wait... yeah, go ahead, that'll be funny.

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rule 34

Anything and Everything on the internet has been made into a porn. You just have to look hard enough. Only exceptions are as follows:
>Chuck Norris (duh)
>Rule 34 (you can't rule 34 rule 34)
>Abstract objects (you can't rule 34 happiness)

guy - Oh. My. God.
girl - what?
guy - I just saw a rule 34 for my mother.
guy 2 - do you like it? made it myself.
girl - I'm leaving now.

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rule 89

If you're a teen or preteen girl on YouTube and you take requests or dares, sooner or later, someone will ask you to show your feet. NO EXCEPTIONS.

lollytolly: I take requests!
footboy1971: COULD YOU SHOW YOUR PRETTY FEET?
someotherguy: Lolly, he's asking to see your feet! Watch out for rule 89!

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Rule 334

If you have no game, then don't waste the time of the people who do.

Dude, you just airballed. Rule 334 says get off the court.

Homie, she's out of your league. Rule 334 says its someone elses turn to try.

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Rule 35

"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."

A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.

1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.

2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.

1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--

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