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Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
When you meet a new flame and you want her to smell your root.
I was by the fire and this girl was looking to smell my root.
To "get a smell" ... The Desire to physically smell a naked woman's vagina (aka p*say, twat, vajay, etc)
To "get a smell"... An expression, most commonly used by "thirsty ass niggas" (stereotypically speaking, 9 times outta 10, these are the guys that instantly creep you out and make you feel uncomfortable....everything they say is hella inappropriate and sexual...etc, etc....ya know, THOSE guys....) That when talking to a female that they are lusting over, will say to her in the hopes that said female will, upon hearing this, immediately drop her panties and pursue a night of sexual Bliss with him.
Example:
Thirsty ass nigga: "Damn shorty, you beautiful. What's it gonna take to get you naked?"
Female: "You to be dreaming cuz it's NEVER gonna happen."
Thirsty ass nigga: "C'mon girl, just lemme 'get a smell'... That'll last a nigga a lifetime."
Female: -------------*rolls eyes in disgust*-------------
A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)
(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"
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The scent that sticks to your body after spending a lot of time in windy conditions. It is the most noticeable in longer hair because they are lifted up and stroked more by the wind. The smell itself could be described as energetic and youthful.
Person A: Hey, does my hair have wind smell?
Person B: *puts Person A's hair up to their nose* oh, it does!
When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.
Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.