someone who has animal-like facial features, generally a rat. gives off animal-like odours, resulting in little friends. someone with the same definition but with a lot of friends is called a spastic.
“oh my god look at the new guy!”
“wow! he looks like he’s Cairan Stevens!”
“oh my god! we better stay away from him!”
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A guy who will never shut up, no matter how hard you try to tell him he does not deserve to have the right to talk. Often makes a fool of himself, but in his eyes is a suave sonafabitch who gets all the ladies.
The bane of all existence.
That guy was such a Steven "Tab" Hall when he grabbed that girl's ass and said he was the king of all that was cool.
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A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.
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Some one who downloads a song which appears to make him gay.
Person A: This song is the shit!
Person B: Oh Really? Got a sample?
Person A sends link to YouTube
Person B: Omfg, this song is shit, your such a Gay Stevens!
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That girl from the detective pikachu movie that I can’t stop thinking about because she is really hot and I am homo
Lucy Stevens (Kathryn Newton) is great
a fucking idiot who i fucking hate and i fucking want to fucking hit
"steven tyler miller shut the fuck up"
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Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!
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