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the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.
Dude, i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and get blue nostrils instead!
When you discretely take a girl into a port-a-potty and have sex with her from behind. During this process you push her head into the toilet bowl, causing her hair to turn blue. Everyone will clearly know what happened to her and the embarrassment will commence.
That girl just got railed in the port-a-potty and got blue doo-ed! Ho!
The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.
Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*
"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.
Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.
Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.
Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.
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When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy
Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans
When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.
Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"
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A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.
Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.