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a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?
Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce
I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden
Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
Something two idiots argue over.
The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.
No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.