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A guy who thinks he knows everything and only his opinion counts. Usually, Jeff claims everyone may have an opinion, but you're dumb. Jeff is misbehaved, but every Jeff makes part of an intelectual elite he invented himself and thinks his way of writting is the only correct model of doing it, even though we can't write properly. Also, some Jeffs may have a Portuguese 'tacho' somewhere.
Group: Hey guys, our event was great.
Jeff: Yeah nice haha, but next time try to do it better, it wasn't as successful as when I've done it.
He’s the perfect guy.
I will love him forever.
Him is the bestest.
I love you Jeff
Jeff is some how is cool but also a big drugie.
Yo Jeff you got anything on you?
A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.
Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!
Jeff is considered a real pussy, who most likely will take it in the ass any day of the week. Not to mention he cries for any little stupid shit
Stop being a Jeff and man up you little pussy.
lügen, ausreden,
1: ich schwöre des war so
2: jaja jeff mal nicht so
1: des hat mir Colin erzählt
2: der Jeffed nur
1: das war alles gejeffed
Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.
A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.
Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .