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Corona stroke is when you thrust your cock down someone by starting in the throat and then fucking the lungs in one go.
This girl was giving me head and I finnished with a Corona stroke. Every one though she had the virus, but was just coughing up jizz.
To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.
Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke
When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.
Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick