A monster that is "humble" boasting about the terrible artwork he produces along with the salty chips that come out of his persona. He loves to salty the people around him and spreads his contagious negativity to everyone.
Oh look its Tom Chen and his "terrible" art work.
Developer who thinks he is actually good at developing, even though he is actually terrible.... and eats pasta and mayonnaise
Tom The Dev? That nonce? Yeah I heard he's a greasy fuck.
They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.
Wow, Tom and Nynx are really gay.
The politically correct term for a negro who works against other blacks.
This Original Tom mutha fucka straight snitched me out at work.
A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.
Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.
Big fat nigga mostly likes banana
Tom Clowes is obsessed with banana
The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.
Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.
"Was with an Aussie luv last night, gave her the ol' Tom Jerkin and she went bloody wild!"