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A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.
"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."
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"Impossible"
Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.
Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.
Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.
This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.
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A reference to Seinfeld. Used when denying something to someone else. Funniest when said thing being denied is an orgasm.
While S and E are having sex, and just before E has an orgasm, S pulls out, screams "No soup for YOU!" and cums on E. Classic.
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soup that tastes like shit. But you don't want to say it tastes like shit so you say its Vaginal Soup.
Mom this soup tastes like Vaginal Soup
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When you ask your mom to buy hamburger but then buy soup like a boss
you: Can I have money for burger. Mom: for burger. you: yus
you: actualy buys soup time. You: SOUP TIME
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when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.
hey are you getting in the hot tub?
are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!
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Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.
Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.
Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.
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