Second Life

Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.

Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.

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Stank

Stank means something that smells so bad that simply saying stink is not gonna cut it. If something is stank you will be able to smell it from several hundred feet away and if you get too close you may actually pass out or possibly die. Often times you will even be able to taste something that is stank just by smelling it.

Joe: Whats wrong with Leroy ? Is he drunk? William: No. He just found a pair of his underwear that were dirty and they had been under his bed for about 7 months and had became stank as fuck. Joe: Wait is he breathing ? Leroy: Oh shit call 911 I think he is dead bro. **calls 911** Yes please send an ambulance my friend got hit by a dose of stank earlier and we think he might be dead or dying.

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Catloaf

A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.

Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats

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Chumpanzee

A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.

We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.

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Kneepads

Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.

Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.

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Urbanized

Urbanized is the effect that takes place when during an argument you cleverly use slang from Urban Dictionary to shut the other person down and make their proper and nerdy sounding argument look bland boring and stupid in comparison to the verbal bitch slap you just delivered to them via Urban Dictionaries superior body of language

You should have seen the look on mikes face yesterday at work when he was trying to enplane why he was late for work only to be shocked when the boss urbanized his ass in about 15 seconds flat. Mike apparently did not realize the boss has internet and knows how to find the Urban Dictionary.

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Heckle & Jeckle

Heckle & Jeckle are a pair of identical twin crow cartoon characters created by Paul Terry. They basically go around looking for trouble and people (mostly retarded dogs) that they can punish and harass for no good reason.

Heckle & Jeckle are the coolest crows in the world but I wish they were for hire so I could send over to Wills house to beat his ass and teach him a thing or two about respect.

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