Guinness. The world famous beer originating in Ireland
When you visit Dublin, don't drink too much Liffey water
When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!
To receive fellatio in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub or ocean.
Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.
I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.
When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/
Fire+Water=Mc'Lit
An unknown material only owned by Mario, he flexes about it on his rap battle against Sonic as shown in the documentary: Mario vs Sonic - Cartoon Rap Battles made by Calobi Productions and in the phrase "wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck" you can see Mario is showing his dominance
Mario: "Wrist Waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck"
The Crowd: Holy shit that was a great roast
the liquidy, clear version of cum when youve needed a piss while ejaculating.
she tossed me off last night but i came chetty water..it was so embarrassing
Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".
Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water