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when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl
" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"
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A nonsensical adjective used to describe being drunk, first coined by a certain girl who had too much to drink on a crazy Saturday night with her friends.
R: On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you?
A: Killer Whale.
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have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy
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The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).
Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!
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A sexual act where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".
Awww man last night after the bar, I did the "Fudgy the whale" to some drunk chick.
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adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.
Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?
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1. A stupid way to say Sexual
2. A Whale that is sexually attractive
"That is one Sexy Whale."
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