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The thing you think about while taking a shower.
Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.
When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.
This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
Washing one-self quickly using the sink
Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning
The act of several Korean friends pouring urine on your back while you bow on all fours believing they are "bathing" you.
While camping with some Korean friends my boy Joe had way too much Crown Royal and felt all hot and sweaty. His "friends" offered to give him a Korean Shower which they said would make him feel better. He disrobed, got on his knees and bent down in a bowing position. Warm water started to run down his back and into his hair and just as fast as it started it was over. He didn't feel any cleaner and felt a little dirty. See Golden Shower
A golden shower but with horses and not people
I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower
A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"