Self-centered, ignorant individual that needs to improve the appearence of their ass-hole.
Tony your an Anus Braclet.
Ball sack inserted into the asshole
Yo you’re walking a little funny what’s wrong?
I’m just trying ball sack in my anus
Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.
I'm not sure if she will remember this night, its a bit of a roll of the anus.
A person who steals other people's anuses
Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!
Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!
When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69
Friend to other friend: dude ignore that guy he’s an anus bleacher
Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.
Man #1- did you have a good birthday.
man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.