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Skinny Christian is a fucking skinny legend who only drinks James Charles' pinkity drinkity with almond milk because he is a vegan icon. He works out eight times a week because he has to work out before and after sunday church to exercise and exorcize the demons living in his tiny gay body. A Skinny Christian wears size 4 BalenciagaXGucci high tops but has to take them off when he has a dick appointment because he has been engineered to be the perfect height for giving dome to people over 6 ft. A Skinny Christian is a teen drag queen who is trying to defend the LGBTTQQIAAP community from homophobes and people who put Leviticus 20:13 in their instagram bios. A Skinny Christian likes to send snaps from his shower with his iPhoneX and take notes in class with his new iPad that he got for Christmas. His daddy is rich but will not pay for your lawsuit when you sue him for running you over in his Mercedes. A Skinny Christian will stand up for you no matter where you are from. I hope you meet a Skinny Christian and get as lucky as I am.
Erik: Oh, he's gay and anorexic, he must be James Charles.
Girl #1: No, he's not James Charles, he's a Skinny Christian!
An amazing person who is alway there for everyone he is fun to hang out with and a beast at video games he is so awesome. And is a special person everyone what's to be him....😂😍😍
A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.
That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!
Hans Christian, or more known as H-C is the funniest guy on the planet. He is very loving and would be the best boyfriend ever, but unfortionatly, he's just recovered from a broken heart. But he's on the hunt again looking for new meat. He is probably the whitest person you will ever meet, and he's always THAT Danish guy. If you meet him, you will see what he's like and agree with me. H-C is soon turning 15 and I know that beacuse there's apparently only one H-C in the world because this is one of the only descriptions of him. Some people call him fish, but I think he looks more like a stalion.
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrøget and his gang will come for you:)
OMG it's Hans Christian, can I get an autograph???
“Mr Christian says he always watches us.”
“What a ducking nonce.”
A person who projects their personal beliefs about Christ on another person without consideration of the other person's personal beliefs about Christ.
This is always done in a manner which does not promote unity within the "Body of Christ"
Earl, speaking to Carl as an "Armchair Christian" once again questions Carl's interpretation of the scriptures.
"See Carl, you've once again taken the whole scriptural passage out of context.
Jesus did not really say that the wine was His blood, and the bread was His body.
What Bible are you reading from Carl, the NIV or something?"
When someone (usually of christian religion) “dates” a lot of people without actually dating them. Usually digitally.
“Oh have you heard about Ean confessing to another girl this month? He’s such a christian-whore.”