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the month of june is declared national blowjob month
"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"
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When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.
That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.
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When a woman gives a man head and wraps her hair around the base of his penis for additional friction.
Your hair is far too short for a hair tie blowjob!
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you slap one of her cheeks tell its red, make her choke on your cock tell she turns blue, then jizz all I've her face, thus making her face red white and blue
My girlfriend and I tried the all American blowjob yesterday
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Whenever a companion of yours recieves anal pleasure from his partner then recieves oral pleasure with globs of shit on their dick but that lady does not mind besides its her shit to begin with.
Ben: DUDE! Guess what Sarah did to me the other day??
Alex: What?
Ben: SHE GAVE ME A SHIT DICK BLOWJOB!
Alex: ew
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The almost instantaneous feeling of drowsiness that occurs after receiving a blowjob, usually followed by a deep and content sleep. It generally pisses girls off.
A: Yo, what happened last night?
M: You got Post Blowjob Syndrome and fell asleep, fucking bastard!
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The act of blowing air through the straw in a juice box and then juice proceeds to shoot out of the straw.
Capri Suns are the best to give juice box blowjobs to. When you blow air into them they will ejaculate back juice
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