Instantaneous

Refers to being insane and spontaneous

My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous

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instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

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instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

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instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.

K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”