Kids that pedos and nonces keep in their basement.
He dug a tunnel under the prep to sneakily steal the little kids and add them to his Basement Buddies collection.
Best friends who have the exact same plectrum and store it in the same compartment of his/hers wallet/purse.
Hey is that and Ernie Ball purple plectrum you have there, we must be Plectrum Buddies.
two friends who only get along my being the same amount of horny
person one: DUDE FUCK YOU!
person two: i wouldn't mine being fucked~
person one: fuck buddies?
person two: fuck buddies!
someone who is your fucking awesomest friend ever. no one can fuck wiht you two. pretty much best friends, point blank.
Mary: Girl you know your my best frie-
Katy: Oh hell no, your my fuckie buddy.
When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*
Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?
when two people who work out together become a single entity, and will not work out seperately.
steve won't come to the gym today, his buddy building partner is sick.
Phrase coined by mscoulter: Two dorky guys who love hanging out and talking BS. Two guys who love each other that are not gay. Singular: dick buddy
Richie and Madison are dick buddies who love to get together and hang out. Also, Madison lives in NY but has a dick buddy in Colorado named Tom. Therefore, Tom is Madison's Colorado dick buddy, and Madison is Tom's New York dick buddy.