bump on a log

Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.

George W. Bush

Bush is just a bump on a log.

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Bump that Trunk

To fuck a girl in the ass/pussy.


Fuck in general.

-Did you bump that trunk
-Hell yea


I'd bump that trunk

She got her trunk bumped

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bump bones

To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...

Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)

Alexis and I didn't waste time to jump
in the sack and bump bones with each other.

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Bump Dirties

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, sexing one up, intercourse, sandwich dancing, arousing with genitals, sexual friction, ect.

The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.

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riding the bump

Riding in the middle seat in the back row of a car, where there may or may not be a bump.

Sally: Not it!
Susy: Not it!
Fred: Aww crap, I guess I'm riding the bump again.

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beater's bump

A lump of muscle on the arm, near the elbow that is said to indicate if someone frequently masturbates.

Some people joked that Carl whacked off a lot because he had a giant beater's bump on his arm.

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Bumping Lovelies

Verb

Phonetic Spelling - Bumph-peeng luhv-leez

To make love by thrusting the pelvis forward tenderly, in a delightful pleasingly provocative manner, esp. to the accompaniment of an accented musical beat. Act is accentuated by dim candlelight causing joyous explosions of happiness.

Origin:

1560–70; imit.

bef. 900; ME luvelich, OE luflīc amiable. See love, -ly

circa 2010 - english - fitzsimmons - ngainay nipay

1. My dear. Your beauty is unparalleled. I would like to engage in "Bumping Lovelies" with you.

2. Ohhh girl! Did you see who she's "Bumping Lovelies" with? Ummm mmm...She got her a lil' sumthing sumthin'

3. Oh hell no...I is fine! I'm not bumping uglies! I'm "Bumping Lovelies."

4. I love Bumping Lovelies with ya girl but everytime we do, yo mamma says we smell like Budussy. Are ya kidding me? Seriously?

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