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first ballot idiot

The first person eligible to be an idiot. Not to be confused with First Ballot Hall of Famer.

Erin is a first ballot idiot.

by Laxhead6 February 14, 2021


step-first-cousin

1- Pibling's stepchild.
2- Steppibling's child.
3- Stepcousin.

My step-first-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021


First Years™

In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.

second year: oh god, here comes some First Years
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019


first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy March 1, 2019


Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019


First day fit

The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.

Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow

by zlaty October 4, 2017


First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.

Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019