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first year spread

term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.

"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."

by Liadol15 October 15, 2015


The first and last word

The first and last word is as follows.... Word.

The first and last Word of the Lord. ... Word

by NotTheIdentityThief July 17, 2018


first sip grimace

The face you make when you take the first drink of alcohol before a long night of partying. A combination of disgust, low liquor standards, and a lack of self-respect.

But you drink it anyways.

John and I looked at each other, paused, drank, and both made the first sip grimace at the same time.

by Wizahd August 13, 2016


First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018


First day fit

The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.

Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow

by zlaty October 4, 2017


Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019


riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.

I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.

by Hors D'oeuvre February 24, 2012