The first person eligible to be an idiot. Not to be confused with First Ballot Hall of Famer.
Erin is a first ballot idiot.
1- Pibling's stepchild.
2- Steppibling's child.
3- Stepcousin.
My step-first-cousin is a good person.
In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.
second year: oh god, here comes some First Years™
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year
This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.
Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.
Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow
"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.
Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.