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Dune coon carpet cruiser is another name for the dot indians.
"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!
Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.
Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!
When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.
I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.
When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn
Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser
The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle
Ur mom is such a carpet dragon