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Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet
Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride
When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore
When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
When you and your partner both have not shaved in a long time and you have sex and your pubs get braided together.
"Yo I'm about to go to my girls house and I forgot to shave I hope we don't get ,braided carpets"
A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.
John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.
Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.
We will all do carpet bomming to start