Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.

So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

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carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.

She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there

Carrot style

Carrot style is when 2 or Moreno red-heads have sex, while also using, but not needing to, a carrot as a dildo. This type of sex is common with gingers, but using ginger will only sting.

E.g. “ Bro, did you watch that PornHub link to a my sister and me’s carrot style?? It’a some top shit!”

Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.