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crazy carrot

A common word for describing extremely based Discord server moderators.

Person 1: So I joined the server and the mod is such a crazy carrot
Person 2: I felt that bro

by Niltrix June 1, 2022


carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010


scaredy-carrot

like a scaredy-cat but a carrot

why won’t you burn down that house with me? Nevermind i’ll do it myself, you fucking scaredy-carrot!

by ididntgetmyusername May 1, 2022


Carrot Road

Stadium of Norwich Shitty Football Club

I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*

by CcDragz April 5, 2024


mouth carrot

A nerdy ass cat bitch who gets Id'd at the tarvern on a Friday night what a loser.

Oooh wow mouth carrot...... what a loser

by Analbeard May 19, 2018


carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021


Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy May 4, 2018