carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.

Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.

Carrot tracker

Device used in a ginger lads first car to make sure he drives like a good boy.

Ryan, how’s your carrot tracker going?

butt carrot

A vegetable that closely resembles an anus...

That carrot looks just like a butt, it must be a butt carrot

carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

Carrot noises

Noises that attract rabbits

Carlie:how do you catch rabbits
Ricky:idk dumbass how
Carlie:you go in to a field and make carrot noises

Ricky:I hate your crackhead ass

crazy carrot

A common word for describing extremely based Discord server moderators.

Person 1: So I joined the server and the mod is such a crazy carrot
Person 2: I felt that bro