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when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.
Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!
A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"
What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot
Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch
A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser
Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?
These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.
Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!
When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up
Bro I just cowed up last weekend