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The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina
Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!
it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.
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A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.
"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"
A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.
"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"
A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sam is a cracked walnut
To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer
Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!
Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!