What the Crap

MVL's single greatest contribution.

"Out of chicken pot pies? What the crap man!"

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Crapped Up

The same meaning as Fucked up, but a more polite way of saying it.

Ex.1 Gavin you mind is so crapped up.
Ex.2 Ahhh! that was such a crapped up movie.

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Ice Crap

Derived from the sadomasochist "iceplay", the original ice crap is the vacating of ice cubes (also snow, shavings, packs, even ice cream) from a person's bowels into which said ice cubes were at some point inserted for sexual pleasure.

Contemporary society has gone on to use the term "ice crap" in a variety of connotations, most notably in reference to the diarrhea immediately following devouring a pint of ice cream (like a fat bitch on the rag) and to denote any posession of (esp. pussy whipped boy slave) or negative effect from (i.e. calling your mom, hurling small animals, crapping your pants) an ice bitch or being in her immediate proximity.

For furthur reading, see fat bitch, binge, ice bitch, ice burn, and sadomasochism.

That bitch Lorrie dumped her ice crap right on my living room floor! Oh well, good thing I had the dropcloth down.

Oh look, Adria brought all her little ice craps with her.

Hi, mom? Sorry for calling so late; I just had the biggest ice crap and I had to tell someone. Oh, uh...nevermind what an ice crap is, can I have twenty bucks? I'm out of food...again.

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Trap Crap

Trapcrap:
When you walk into the bathroom after a dorm mate pulls a massive crap when air spray is in the vicinity.

/Name of an infamous ice cream

Aww fuck you man, I was gonna take a shit after I peed but you had to make a Trap Crap..

/ Hipster: Theres this delicious ice cream flavor called Trap Crap

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vocab crap

Intended as an insult, used to describe using a more extensive vocabulary than commonly accepted.

I couldn't understand him-he was using that vocab crap!

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mouth-crap

Throw up and vomit are descriptive enough. Mouth-crap is.

Jamie told little Jimmy that he smelled like ___________.

a) roses
b) clean laundry
c) AXE
d) mouth-crap

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Crap Fap

A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.

Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.

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