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Give your Boyfriend/Girlfriend a Big hug
Girl:*hugs boyfriend as tight as she can*
Boy*Whats this for?
Girl:It’s December 17!
At december 17 you must to kiss the gaiest person you know or the first person who told you "I'm gay".
Laia: Hi
Selena: I'm gay.
Laia: oh, no
Selena: Sorry. It's december 17. I don't write the rules. Now kiss me. Only for science.
Chase your shortest friends day. If you tackle them you can get anything out of them and then run away because the short ones are always gonna come at you when you’re sleeping so keep one eye open tonight
Boy: Hey Lindsay it’s December 10 *starts chasing her*
Lindsay: AHHH MY LEGS ARE SHORT *falls and then gets tackled*
Boy: HEHE WHO DO YOU LIKEEEEE
International school shooting day
“Yo don’t go to school tomorrow! It’s school shooting day”
“Tomorrow is december 10, don’t go to school it’s school shooting day.”
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The day that comes after new year's eve in 2020 because the year isn't done with us yet
Dave: Happy New Year's
Alan: Don't jinx it, December 32nd can come for you
Dave: I wouldn't be surprised seeing the way 2020 has gone
The day where couples try something they've never done before. That could be something they do on a date
Person 1 "hey it's December 14th wanna try something new"
Person 2 "Of course"
If you keep on counting you’re an absolute fucking dumbass.
Human: OMG IT’S DECEMBER 35
Alien: Even a goldfish is smarter than you.